Thanks for stopping by. I’m desperately stretched and trying to clear my schedule so I can enjoy my new years eve celebrations and relax.
This will be my third sober new year, the first one was spent in rehab, last year it was amongst other degenerates who were trying to stay out of trouble.
This year will be the same. We’ll eat some great food, play some gin rummy and then I’ll be in bed by five after midnight. It may not be exciting, but it’s better than most of my new years used to turn out. Usually drunk, missing a shoe and with a swelling eye from a random punch up, because I’m an idiot and that’s how I used to roll.
Sometimes I miss drunkenly howling at the moon, but not as much as I don’t miss seeing the red and blues in my rear view mirror or out of the corner of my eye and then that awkward conversation where I’m sure I sound totally sober but really don’t.
So over on the podcast there’s a year end spectacular as my bro-host Rob and I reflect upon 2015 and look forward to the coming year. There’s also the usual juvenile ramblings involving bodily functions and boobs. You’re welcome. http://bit.ly/1KOLDsH
If you’re interested in my other shenanigans from this week just scroll down a little to Monday’s post there are links to the blog and my appearance on TV Campfire.
And if you, like me, will be taking it easy this new year eve, why not head on over to goodreads or amazon and pick up a copy of my pulp novel The Geek because, well I don’t really have a good reason but people seem to be enjoying it and quite frankly my Hyundai needs a tune up.
I do hope 2015 didn’t completely suck for you and no matter how good of a year you had I hope 2016 is even better. Please be safe, and if you’re going to drink either uber or get a cab. Trust me I know from experience.
Happy New Year! I’ll see you all in 2016!
So yeah, basically see ya next week.