Thanks for coming by and giving the ol’ blog a read this week.
As my regular readers know, there are times on this site that I delve into my emotions and how I wrestle with these things a lot in my sobriety.
This, again is going to be one of those times.
I’ve been struggling with some serious feelings for a while now. I’ve tried to deny them because in the end I know it’s self destructive. I also know it’s both embarrassing and not what our modern society would view as acceptable.
I understand that my friends will most likely shun and shame me. But, I can no longer hide how I feel.
I have come to peace with these feelings recently and quite frankly I don’t care what anyone thinks anymore. I’m going to be honest with how I feel and society be damned.
In short, I am in love.
But it is the object of my desire that I expect will make most people shake their heads in shock and disbelief. But I want this and in the end truly feel I need this to be happy.
So here it goes…I’m in love with the 1977 Lincoln Continental. More specifically the 1977 Lincoln Continental Mark V Givenchy Edition.
There; I said it. It’s out in the open now and I will no longer deny my feelings.
I mean seriously, look at this baby!
Yeah. I know, I know, but the heart wants what the heart wants. It’s just so…so green. I mean incredibly green. Even the inside of this baby is all green.
This thing is frickin’ incredible. It’s a bit smaller than an aircraft carrier, gets about a half mile to the gallon, is an electrical nightmare but my God it’s glorious!
The inside of the door is green, the roof is green even the mutha effin’ steering wheel is green. It’s a miracle of ugly, undeniable insanity and I want it so badly.
And yes, to answer your question that is green shag carpet.
Regular readers may not know this about me but I’m sure all of you who actually know me will agree, that if I pulled up one day in a Porsche or say a classic Mercedes or even a muscle car you’d think Man, Latt is really trying way too hard because that is not the car for him.
However, if I pulled up in this sexy ass thing your one and only thought would be Huh. Yeah that makes sense.
So I have decided that if I do really well this next year and my forthcoming novels make enough money I am going to throw caution to the wind and embrace this shameful love of mine and buy this undeniably horrid catastrophe of unwarranted beauty and stupidity.
I understand some of you won’t be able to look at me the same after this. I understand that I may have lost the respect of my friends with this admission, but I honestly don’t care.
I will no longer hide how I feel and I don’t care who knows.
Just take one last look at this and tell me you don’t understand that this love is wholesome, true and right.
Okay so yeah, just having a little fun this week because of all the other terrible stuff going on in the world. Next week will probably be a micro story or something.
But seriously, I am going to buy this fucking thing at some point. It wont fit in my garage, it wont even fit in my driveway but I don’t care. To me, she is beautiful and that’s all that counts.
In the meantime there’s a new podcast up all about aliens and what we can assume about extraterrestrials if they’re coming here.
Over on YouTube there’s a new video about Trump and Mueller.
And hey follow me on twitter as I continue my attempts at getting blocked by the President of the United States.
Instagram http://bit.ly/1XgDJfc Stupid pictures I post of me doing stupid life stuff.
Goodreads http://bit.ly/1XpMF4k Read my reviews before you buy my novel.
Amazon http://amzn.to/1MwzPG6 Buy my novel already! Jeez!
Twitter http://bit.ly/1YIWqZA I say stupid stuff in small snippets.
Perilous Podcast http://bit.ly/2och5LE Current episode is about Alien Life.
Facebook http://bit.ly/fnbrjwp Probably pictures of me getting beaten up.
Perilous Vlogcast http://bit.ly/perilpod It’s the video version of the Podcast. This week Trump and Mueller.