Thanks for stopping by the mothership. I hope everyone had an awesome week and has some fun stuff planned for this weekend.
This week it’s all about putting ego aside and admitting when you need help. I think we’ve all been here before. We start something and think I can handle this. I can do this on my own. And honestly nine times out of ten we can.
However, there are times when perhaps our pride, or even our delusional nature of being stronger than we are can get in the way and before long, instead of asking for help we find ourselves in way over our head.
I think perhaps I’m getting to that point and I’m going to put ego aside and ask for help.
The short of it is, that for the past couple of months I’ve been doing my darnedest to get blocked by the President of the United States on twitter. When I heard he’d blocked people I thought Now there’s something I could hang my hat on.
However, it doesn’t seem to be working. I’ve created memes, I’ve been condescending, borderline offensive and have gone full on ridicule at times. I’ve been ending my tweets with #tinyhands #sad #adulterer #lowiq and many others.
I’ve even created a whole series of tweets and memes called Kim Jong Don.
Nothing seems to be working, so I guess it’s time to ask for help.
I’m not asking you to follow me, I’m simply asking that if you have a twitter account, if you see one of my tweets that you find particularly funny then just give it a re-tweet. Maybe, through cooperation we can get me blocked by the most powerful man in the world.
I do not plan on filing a law suit, like some who have been blocked. It would simply be a badge of pride for me and honestly as the year draws to a close, a really great way to end 2017.
Now if you are a conservative and voted for President Trump that’s fine and I encourage you to get on board this as well. Because if I’m blocked by him people won’t see my tweets so you can count that as a victory.
Also, I don’t want to hear that I’m disrespecting the President. I have not once, tweeted at or replied to any tweets under the official POTUS twitter account. That would be disrespectful to the office and I would never do that. And honestly if President Trump only tweeted under the POTUS account I wouldn’t engage.
But he and his staff have made it very clear that even though he is the President; when he tweets under his personal account he’s simply tweeting as a citizen.
That makes it fair game in my book. I would never disrespect the office of the President, but constitutionally speaking I’m totally within my rights to belittle the man.
So you see I’m not trying to divide us or pick a fight with my conservative friends, I’m trying to bring us all together under the banner of free speech.
Seriously I’ve put a lot of work into this and I think I just need a little help. So if you’re willing, if you’re ready to help a fellow American, I would appreciate it. But hey, if not that’s cool too.
But I think it would be awesome if I logged onto twitter one morning and found I’d been blocked by President Trump.
I’ve created a bunch of memes, some I’m more proud of than others and I’m going to post some here for you to use if you’d like. So you get some cool free prizes today too.
Here’s one I’m pretty proud of:
I’m also pretty proud of these:
I’m not above using the Federation or House Stark either:
And finally two from my Kim Jong Don series that I’m pretty proud of:
So there you go everybody. It’s time to come together as Americans and get me blocked by Donald Trump on twitter. If you love America, if you love freedom, if you believe in trolling as therapy then you cannot deny this call to action!
Or don’t, seriously it’s not that big of deal.
Over on the Perilous Podcast we’re talking about some lingering questions around 9/11. Up on YouTube it’s our super, secret, Dulce Base Alien War episode.
Have a great weekend and I’ll see ya next Friday.
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