Back to the grind.

Hey all,

Welcome back to the mother ship.  I hope everyone enjoyed their weekend and that you’re Monday isn’t too mess up.

Well I’m done with all the SJW crapola and moving on.  Over on reluctant joy I’ll be posting some micro-stories. Since they’re only a paragraph I’ll be doing two a week, with new ones on Mondays and Wednesdays. Up first “Earth” http://bit.ly/rljywp

Over on podbean and iTunes Palmer and I are talking our usual nonsense.  Rob makes the mistake of trying to convince me of the value of jewish culture rap (oy!) I explain negative fuck math to him and then we end the podcast with me creating a sex act called The Egg McMuffin and one called the Luke Skywalker.  I give us both homework to come up with more for Wednesdays episode.  So it’s the usual horrible stuff on Stuff n Stuff http://bit.ly/1KOLDsH

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Intrigued by this mysterious photo?  Go here for answers http://amzn.to/1MwzPG6

And head on over to like my facebook page http://bit.ly/fnbrjwp or follow me on twitter cuz you know…lulz http://bit.ly/1YIWqZA

Well I hope everyone has a great day and I’ll see you all Wednesday.

Best,

Jonathan

It’s here! It’s almost here!

Thanksgiving is tomorrow and I am really stoked.  Corn casserole, turkey, stuffing, gravy, ham…bring it on!

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Hey look it’s me looking at you looking at me.  Yeah we just went meta..or inception or whatever, but hey why not check out my author page on amazon for a copy of my novel The Geek or D’jinn and other stories, my short story collection.  http://amzn.to/1MwzPG6

Over on reluctant joy this week it’s my final piece on the Feminist, MRA, MGTOW war http://bit.ly/rljywp

And up on Podbean and iTunes it’s a brand new episode of Stuff n Stuff.  Palmer and I discuss the day his home was raided by the FBI and why it was his brother’s fault.  I explain the math of negative fucks to my dear friend and then we discuss proper masturbation etiquette.  OH don’t look so surprised.  http://bit.ly/1KOLDsH

I give thanks to facebook  http://bit.ly/fnbrjwp and twitter http://bit.ly/1YIWqZA

Well if you are in America or an American living abroad I want to wish you a happy and wonderful thanksgiving.  My your gravy be smooth, your turkey moist and your food baby healthy.  Thanks for all of your support.

To all of my wonderful readers from other parts of the globe who keep coming back to this and my other pages I want to wish you a happy thanksgiving as well.  And I am truly grateful for your continued support.   It really does make me happy to see that I have readers and listeners from so many different countries.

Have a great rest of the week everybody and I’ll see you all Monday.

Sincerely,

Jonathan

Let the festivities begin.

So today is the day I start my staycation. Thank goodness.

But there are still things to talk about.

Over on Reluctant Joy it’s my final piece on the SJW war.  This week it’s MGTOW, you’ll know what that means by the end of the blog. http://bit.ly/rljywp

Currently streaming on Stuff n Stuff, it’s lost episode number 2.  Palmer and I spoke about Canadian Culture and why you shouldn’t get drunk and mispronounce the word poutine.  Ever.  Rob also decides it’s a perfect time to wow the audience with his amazing impressions.  It goes about as well as you’d expect.  Stuff n Stuff is available on ITunes and Podbean and there’s a brand new episode Wednesday!  http://bit.ly/1KOLDsH

It’s thanksgiving week so hopefully work is light and you can get away with not doing much.  If you really wanna stick it to the man why not head to my author page on amazon and pick up a copy of my pulp novel The Geek or my short story collection D’jinn and other stories.  That’d show em!  http://amzn.to/1MwzPG6

Or you can kill some time on facebook with me http://bit.ly/fnbrjwp or twitter  http://bit.ly/1YIWqZA

I hope you all had a great weekend and that your Monday is awesome.  See you Wednesday.

Best,

Jonathan

Sexy picture time!

I want to show you something sexy, it’s a naughty little pic and not safe for work, but I just have to show it.

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Yeah, that is what we like to call food porn.  Sexy right?

Heat some coconut oil in a sauce pan, add diced onions and let those bad boys brown. Next toss in some yellow and orange peppers, watch ’em get all caramelized, mmm sexy.

Then add spinach, lot’s of it and near the end add some sliced tomatoes.  Just before you cover it (for ten minutes on medium heat) add some seasoning, I used curry powder, ginger and paprika but you can add what you like.  You can also add chicken but this was a non meat day so I just had veg.  I served it over brown rice and it was awesome.

Give it a shot I think you’ll like it.

Now onto business.

There’s a brand new podcast up .  This is lost episode 2, which I recovered last week. It was the fourth time recording a podcast so again I apologize for the level and mix, but it’s a riveting episode. Palmer and I discuss Canadian Culture, the similarities between Jerry Lewis and the JFK Assassination and why I should never be allowed to broadcast from a German restaurant.  Yeah it’s like an episode of Nat. Geo. Explorer http://bit.ly/1KOLDsH

Over on Reluctant Joy I’m giving my unwarranted opinion of the MRAs which will probably not solve anything http://bit.ly/rljywp

Book!  I wrote one, it’s called The Geek and it’s packed with murder, mayhem, revenge and a house full of unicorns and porn!  I know, sounds fun right?  I’ve also published a small collection of short stories which is totally free if you have kindle unlimited and only 99 cents if you don’t.  You can check them out on my amazon page http://amzn.to/1MwzPG6  or any of the world wide amazon sites.

The Geek is available as an ebook on iTunes, goodreads and pretty much every site that sells ebooks, the paperback is available on amazon.

Facebook?  Why yes I’d love it if you liked my facebook page http://bit.ly/fnbrjwp

And why not follow me on twitter.  It won’t make you smarter but it’s gluten free!  http://bit.ly/1YIWqZA

I hope everyone has a great weekend and I’ll be back Monday!

Cheers,

Jonathan

Midweek update! Yeah!

Hey all,

Thanks for stopping by.

There’s a brand new podcast up.  This is actually what we thought would be a lost forever episode, because back when I started doing the podcast I was still figuring my way around audacity and the file was just gone.  I was finally able to cobble it together and so airing it now.

I apologize in advance for the sound mix, but again I think this might have been the third one I recorded.  But we talk about a lot of exciting stuff like the time Rob found an S&M establishment in the basement of a Philadelphia hotel and I tell the romantic tale of my first slow dance erection at a friends pool party when I was eleven or so.

I know, I know, I’m a hopeless romantic.  http://bit.ly/1KOLDsH

Currently I have part 1 of my 3 part rantaganza on reluctant joy http://bit.ly/rljywp

Have you liked me on facebook yet?  Are you following me on twitter? Geez no wonder I have such low self esteem, but hey if you change your mind here’s FB http://bit.ly/fnbrjwp and here’s my twitter page http://bit.ly/1YIWqZA

gcI know what you’re thinking, you’re thinking Hey what’s that?  That looks cool!

Oh, that’s nothin’, just the super awesome cover to my super awesome pulp novel The Geek!

Why not check out my author page on amazon and maybe pick up a paperback or ebook copy.

I also have a short story collection available, and it’s completely free if you have kindle unlimited.  Why not pick up both, it’d be silly to comeback if you’re already there http://amzn.to/1MwzPG6

I hope you all have a great rest of the week and have a chance to do something fun on the weekend.

See you all Monday.

Sincerely,

Jonathan

Another weekend gone another week ahead…come on Thanksgiving!

Thanks for stopping by the old Mother Ship everybody.  Well it’s starting to feel like winter which is great.  I should specify it’s feeling like Los Angeles winter which is different than winter in other places.

It’s about sixty degrees outside, I’m wearing a hoodie, sipping some miso soup from my R2D2 mug and thinking about turning the heat on.  Brrr.

I’m still on my diet and have lost just under 9 pounds, I shall continue the diet indefinitely as I feel great.  However, Thanksgiving is upon us and all bets are off for that week alone.  Shit, is going to get Kraxy!

Yeah that’s Crazy with a K and a X, that’s just how Kraxy it’s gonna get.

Because Thanksgiving may be awesome, but the day after, the day after Thanksgiving when the leftovers have been soaking up the others flavor for two days, well that’s just magical.

Until then I shall remain ever vigilant and eat stuff like this:

20151019_132424 (576x1024)This is an egg white scramble with spinach, bok choy and yellow peppers.  I threw in one actual egg for some flavor along with the egg whites because I can only take so much.

But it is filling and pretty tasty.

Now let’s get on with the shenanigans.  This week starts my three part series opining on the fruitless war raging between 3rd wave feminists, MRAs and MGTOWers.

Oh yes it’s as ridiculous as it sounds.  You can read this weeks post on feminism at Reluctant Joy http://bit.ly/rljywp

Right now streaming over on Podbean and iTunes it’s the post Halloween spooktacular podcast.  There’s a brand new episode Wednesday but why not catch up now http://bit.ly/1KOLDsH

I have a brand new collection of short stories available for free if you have kindle unlimited.  Also as Christmas is fast coming upon us why not pick up my novel The Geek for that miscreant in your life who likes to read.  Here’s a link to my amazon author page with some hopefully humorous ramblings on it http://amzn.to/1MwzPG6

And don’t forget to follow and like me on facebook http://bit.ly/fnbrjwp and twitter http://bit.ly/1YIWqZA

Well I hope everyone has a great day and that you come back Wednesday for updates.

best,

Jonathan

Here we go again, another Monday and not nearly enough coffee!

Man, another seven day work week looms before me and there seems no end in sight for the foreseeable future.  I’m sucking down my third cup of coffee and considering a fourth.

I hope you all had a great weekend and that you have a fun week in front of you.

I’m not much for horror writing but since we’re heading into Halloween I’ll be posting some fantasy stories on Reluctant Joy.  This week I’ve posted a sweet little story called D’jinn and I hope you enjoy it. http://bit.ly/rljywp

Currently streaming over on podbean and iTunes I’m talking about Sasha Grey, Screaming Females, Dengue Fever and why you should never go to Buffalo Wild Wings on the Stuff & Stuff podcast http://bit.ly/1KOLDsH

The fine folks over at TV Campfire made the mistake of having me back on as a guest and that’s currently streaming here if you’re curious http://bit.ly/1G1TxwV

Of course you should also buy my pulp novel The Geek available here in paperback http://amzn.to/1JUFjtH it’s also available as an ebook there as well as iTunes.

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Well I’ll be back on Wednesday with the midweek update but in the meantime follow me on facebook http://bit.ly/fnbrjwp and of course twitter http://bit.ly/1YIWqZA

Okie doke have a great day everybody and I’ll see you Wednesday.

Best,

Jonathan