Let the festivities begin.

So today is the day I start my staycation. Thank goodness.

But there are still things to talk about.

Over on Reluctant Joy it’s my final piece on the SJW war.  This week it’s MGTOW, you’ll know what that means by the end of the blog. http://bit.ly/rljywp

Currently streaming on Stuff n Stuff, it’s lost episode number 2.  Palmer and I spoke about Canadian Culture and why you shouldn’t get drunk and mispronounce the word poutine.  Ever.  Rob also decides it’s a perfect time to wow the audience with his amazing impressions.  It goes about as well as you’d expect.  Stuff n Stuff is available on ITunes and Podbean and there’s a brand new episode Wednesday!  http://bit.ly/1KOLDsH

It’s thanksgiving week so hopefully work is light and you can get away with not doing much.  If you really wanna stick it to the man why not head to my author page on amazon and pick up a copy of my pulp novel The Geek or my short story collection D’jinn and other stories.  That’d show em!  http://amzn.to/1MwzPG6

Or you can kill some time on facebook with me http://bit.ly/fnbrjwp or twitter  http://bit.ly/1YIWqZA

I hope you all had a great weekend and that your Monday is awesome.  See you Wednesday.

Best,

Jonathan

Sexy picture time!

I want to show you something sexy, it’s a naughty little pic and not safe for work, but I just have to show it.

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Yeah, that is what we like to call food porn.  Sexy right?

Heat some coconut oil in a sauce pan, add diced onions and let those bad boys brown. Next toss in some yellow and orange peppers, watch ’em get all caramelized, mmm sexy.

Then add spinach, lot’s of it and near the end add some sliced tomatoes.  Just before you cover it (for ten minutes on medium heat) add some seasoning, I used curry powder, ginger and paprika but you can add what you like.  You can also add chicken but this was a non meat day so I just had veg.  I served it over brown rice and it was awesome.

Give it a shot I think you’ll like it.

Now onto business.

There’s a brand new podcast up .  This is lost episode 2, which I recovered last week. It was the fourth time recording a podcast so again I apologize for the level and mix, but it’s a riveting episode. Palmer and I discuss Canadian Culture, the similarities between Jerry Lewis and the JFK Assassination and why I should never be allowed to broadcast from a German restaurant.  Yeah it’s like an episode of Nat. Geo. Explorer http://bit.ly/1KOLDsH

Over on Reluctant Joy I’m giving my unwarranted opinion of the MRAs which will probably not solve anything http://bit.ly/rljywp

Book!  I wrote one, it’s called The Geek and it’s packed with murder, mayhem, revenge and a house full of unicorns and porn!  I know, sounds fun right?  I’ve also published a small collection of short stories which is totally free if you have kindle unlimited and only 99 cents if you don’t.  You can check them out on my amazon page http://amzn.to/1MwzPG6  or any of the world wide amazon sites.

The Geek is available as an ebook on iTunes, goodreads and pretty much every site that sells ebooks, the paperback is available on amazon.

Facebook?  Why yes I’d love it if you liked my facebook page http://bit.ly/fnbrjwp

And why not follow me on twitter.  It won’t make you smarter but it’s gluten free!  http://bit.ly/1YIWqZA

I hope everyone has a great weekend and I’ll be back Monday!

Cheers,

Jonathan

Midweek update! Yeah!

Hey all,

Thanks for stopping by.

There’s a brand new podcast up.  This is actually what we thought would be a lost forever episode, because back when I started doing the podcast I was still figuring my way around audacity and the file was just gone.  I was finally able to cobble it together and so airing it now.

I apologize in advance for the sound mix, but again I think this might have been the third one I recorded.  But we talk about a lot of exciting stuff like the time Rob found an S&M establishment in the basement of a Philadelphia hotel and I tell the romantic tale of my first slow dance erection at a friends pool party when I was eleven or so.

I know, I know, I’m a hopeless romantic.  http://bit.ly/1KOLDsH

Currently I have part 1 of my 3 part rantaganza on reluctant joy http://bit.ly/rljywp

Have you liked me on facebook yet?  Are you following me on twitter? Geez no wonder I have such low self esteem, but hey if you change your mind here’s FB http://bit.ly/fnbrjwp and here’s my twitter page http://bit.ly/1YIWqZA

gcI know what you’re thinking, you’re thinking Hey what’s that?  That looks cool!

Oh, that’s nothin’, just the super awesome cover to my super awesome pulp novel The Geek!

Why not check out my author page on amazon and maybe pick up a paperback or ebook copy.

I also have a short story collection available, and it’s completely free if you have kindle unlimited.  Why not pick up both, it’d be silly to comeback if you’re already there http://amzn.to/1MwzPG6

I hope you all have a great rest of the week and have a chance to do something fun on the weekend.

See you all Monday.

Sincerely,

Jonathan

Another weekend gone another week ahead…come on Thanksgiving!

Thanks for stopping by the old Mother Ship everybody.  Well it’s starting to feel like winter which is great.  I should specify it’s feeling like Los Angeles winter which is different than winter in other places.

It’s about sixty degrees outside, I’m wearing a hoodie, sipping some miso soup from my R2D2 mug and thinking about turning the heat on.  Brrr.

I’m still on my diet and have lost just under 9 pounds, I shall continue the diet indefinitely as I feel great.  However, Thanksgiving is upon us and all bets are off for that week alone.  Shit, is going to get Kraxy!

Yeah that’s Crazy with a K and a X, that’s just how Kraxy it’s gonna get.

Because Thanksgiving may be awesome, but the day after, the day after Thanksgiving when the leftovers have been soaking up the others flavor for two days, well that’s just magical.

Until then I shall remain ever vigilant and eat stuff like this:

20151019_132424 (576x1024)This is an egg white scramble with spinach, bok choy and yellow peppers.  I threw in one actual egg for some flavor along with the egg whites because I can only take so much.

But it is filling and pretty tasty.

Now let’s get on with the shenanigans.  This week starts my three part series opining on the fruitless war raging between 3rd wave feminists, MRAs and MGTOWers.

Oh yes it’s as ridiculous as it sounds.  You can read this weeks post on feminism at Reluctant Joy http://bit.ly/rljywp

Right now streaming over on Podbean and iTunes it’s the post Halloween spooktacular podcast.  There’s a brand new episode Wednesday but why not catch up now http://bit.ly/1KOLDsH

I have a brand new collection of short stories available for free if you have kindle unlimited.  Also as Christmas is fast coming upon us why not pick up my novel The Geek for that miscreant in your life who likes to read.  Here’s a link to my amazon author page with some hopefully humorous ramblings on it http://amzn.to/1MwzPG6

And don’t forget to follow and like me on facebook http://bit.ly/fnbrjwp and twitter http://bit.ly/1YIWqZA

Well I hope everyone has a great day and that you come back Wednesday for updates.

best,

Jonathan

Hope everyone survived Halloween!

Hey All,

Thanks for stopping by.  If you’re reading this you’ve obviously avoided falling into a deep diabetic coma and survived Halloween.  Good for you.

I was supposed to go to a party on Halloween but woke up feeling incredibly run down and missed the fun.  I did catch up on Blacklist so I suppose that’s good.

The diet continues and I’ve lost about 7 pounds so feeling pretty good about that.

Lot’s of stuff going on this week and it’s one of those weeks where so much is going on that the midweek update is going to be somewhat big. So you’ll definitely want to come back Wednesday for that.

In the meantime let’s get on with the Monday stuff.

My current podcast about the Anthony Jeselnik comedy special is currently streaming on podbean and iTunes and you can catch that here http://bit.ly/1KOLDsH

I’ve written a blog post that compliments the podcast over on reluctant joy which you might find interesting http://bit.ly/rljywp

Facebook shenanigans and twitter stupidity, oh we got ’em here http://bit.ly/fnbrjwp and here http://bit.ly/1YIWqZA

I did my first radio interview regarding The Geek on SouthWaves radio in the UK.  The Skype connection was a little buggy and I was kind of nervous but the host of the show David Snape was really nice and all in all I don’t think I came off like too big of an idiot, plus it was loads of fun.  You can listen to the bulk of the interview on soundcloud here http://bit.ly/1WseFyi

What’s The Geek?  Well that’s my hardboiled pulp thriller available on amazon for paperback as well as amazon, iTunes, gooreads and just about everywhere else for ebook, here’s the amazon link http://amzn.to/1JUFjtH

There’s a whole new episode of Stuff & Stuff Wednesday plus an announcement regarding a new publication, so come on back!

Thanks everybody and I do hope you all have a great Monday.

Best,

Jonathan

Welcome to the midweek update

Hey Everybody thanks for stopping by.

I’m always pleasantly surprised when I check the stats page and find new and consistent visitors/readers/listeners from places I’d never expect to get them from.  So all you folks from France, Brazil, India, Saudi Arabia and New Zealand thanks for coming back.  Of course everyone is welcome and I’m very happy that my readership and listening audience is incredibly diverse.  Next week just for fun I’ll post the list of countries that my readers and listeners come from so we can all bask in this great global community.

Up on Reluctant Joy there’s a cool little short story I wrote called Night Mage.  I’ve been getting some really nice feedback on it and I’ll be launching it in January as a kindle serial since it’s proven so popular, and it’s an absolute hoot to write.  http://bit.ly/rljywp

There’s a brand new podcast up over on stuff & stuff.  This week’s episode is a very short one.  Nobody could play with me this week so I”m riding solo.  I basically go on a caffeine induced rant for a half hour.  Mainly I talk about the Anthony Jeselnik special on Netflix and why I think it’s more than just a comedy special.  You can listen to Stuff & Stuff on iTunes or on Podbean here http://bit.ly/1KOLDsH

Of course don’t forget to like and follow me on facebook, because I have really low self esteem and your love matters http://bit.ly/fnbrjwp

You might think it’s nearly impossible to make a complete idiot out of yourself when you only have 140 characters to do it in, well I make being an idiot look easy.  Don’t believe me? Then follow me on twitter and see for yourself http://bit.ly/1YIWqZA

Of course no post is complete without me flogging my pulp novel The Geek.  Available as an ebook everywhere ebooks are sold and as a paperback on Amazon.  If you’re unsure of what to get the sociopath in your life for Christmas, Hannukah or Festivus, trust me, The Geek is perfect.  http://amzn.to/1JUFjtH

Saturday is Halloween so everybody have fun and be safe.  I’ll be nerding it up at my friend Tyler’s costume party so I’m looking forward to that.

Again I want to thank my returning visitors and my new ones for stopping by and I hope you continue to find my BS amusing.

Take care all, have a great Halloween and I’ll see you Monday.

Best,

Jonathan

Boo! I vaant to suck your blog!

Well it’s Halloween week and things are gearing up for quite the spooktacular weekend. Yeah I said spooktacular, no I am not ashamed.

I will be going as a grumpy writer for Halloween.  It’s a great and simple costume.

Step 1: Get Dressed.

And I’m done.

There’s a new episode of Stuff & Stuff.  Again I hang out with my buddy Palmer.  We quickly discuss Fallout 4 before quickly going downhill as usual.  I tell the story of the woman who introduced me to kink and why roleplay is completely different than cosplay.  I’ve been quite annoyed with the whole Social Justice Warrior movement and finally have reached my limit.  I rant about why 3rd wave feminism isn’t feminism, why Anita Sarkesian is more of a con-woman than a feminist. I also go off on meninists, mgtowers, and manginas.  http://bit.ly/1KOLDsH

Over on reluctant joy there’s a fun short story that I think fits the Halloween mood called Night Mage. http://bit.ly/rljywp

I’m up to no good on twiter as usual http://bit.ly/1YIWqZA

And if you’re in the mood for thrills and adventure you can grab my book on amazon for paperback or basically everywhere for ebook http://amzn.to/1JUFjtH

If you’re in the mood for things less thrilling and adventurous there’s always facebook http://bit.ly/fnbrjwp

Well I certainly hope everyone is as excited as I am about Halloween, but ‘ll check in Wednesday for the update and to gauge excitement levels.

Blah! Spooky! Blah!

Jonathan