Going all in.

Hey All,

Thanks for stopping by the mother ship.  It’s pretty crazy around here still and I’m trying to keep my head above water while juggling my personal and professional life.

I still feel confident in saying that I’ll be on schedule in launching my next series as a kindle exclusive and am aiming for an early July release date.  I of course will keep you all posted as the time approaches.

I’d like to thank everyone for the mostly warm reception my pulp novel The Geek has received and would like to also answer the question I get asked the most.

Yes, I am planning a sequel to The Geek…of sorts.  The next book in the series will be called Stillwater and is centered around the character Marion Stillwater who seems to be a fan favorite from The Geek.  Gary will play a prominent role in that story as will the goings on of “the family” but it will most definitely be Marion’s story.

I am fleshing out the details as time permits and will most likely go whole hog into the writing process of that one sometime in August for a January/February 2017 release date.  I know that sounds far off but it’s really not.  Again I will keep everyone posted.

My sci-fi screenplay “Ur Perfekt” has started making the rounds to producers and studios.  As with all things entertainment industry that will either end in triumph (payday) or misery(with still a possible payday)

Now let’s get on with the whoring.

I’ve gone all in with the social media insanity and continue to grow my online presence which evidently is a thing now and even though it’s a lot of work I am enjoying it.

The most recent addition to the mediocre empire that is Jonathan Latt Amalgamated is my Youtube channel  I am slowly beginning to upload videos and there will be a new one tomorrow and Sunday.  So go ahead and check it out if you’re stuck between cat videos and people getting hit in the nuts.  http://bit.ly/1Sf9MXN

There’s a new podcast up and streaming over at podbean and ITunes. Amongst other insanity I regale the audience with my attempt at intergalactic diplomacy by engaging in this thing humans call intercourse with a proud Klingon female. http://bit.ly/1KOLDsH

My novel is continuing to trend nicely and if you’re interested in seeing what others have to say stop on by goodreads where you can check out the listopia, ratings and reviews of The Geek before you buy. http://bit.ly/1XpMF4k

If you’re not into goodreads you can swing by amazon.com http://amzn.to/1MwzPG6 where I think there are over 20 reviews for it at this point, mostly positive ones.  That may not sound like much but for an indie writer it’s not bad.

If you’re in the UK I’ve got some good reviews on amazon’s UK site as well, and it’s also now available in paperback and ebook.  No reviews yet on Canada’s amazon but it’s also available as paperback in Canada now and I was told this morning that people seem to be ordering it in paperback which is cool.

Or, if you live in the Los Angeles area and just want to take my word on how awesome The Geek is (sucker!) head on over to Skylight books in the Los Feliz area.  It’s a great indie bookstore and those really need to be supported.

And hey why not follow me on twitter, I always follow back unless your a porn bot or trying to sell me twitter or instagram followers http://bit.ly/1YIWqZA

And let’s facebook because that’s still a thing http://bit.ly/fnbrjwp

Well thanks for stopping by, I’m off to do some shooting for Youtube so that should be fun.

I do hope everyone has a great rest of the week and a fun weekend.

See you all next week.

Best,

Jonathan

 

Batman, Superman and Hate Boners

If I may I’d like to start this post off by stating the obvious; I’m a geek.  Everybody who knows me knows this.  Anybody who’s read my pulp novel titled (oddly enough) The Geek certainly knows this.

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I am a life long lover of comic books, sci-fi and fantasy.  The only video games I tend to play are either sci-fi or fantasy games.

Once I was a part of a ridiculed minority, now of course the 21st century becomes more and more, everyday, the century of the geek.  We’ve gone mainstream baby!

There are currently (roughly) at least ten shows on television that are either superhero based or based on a comic book.  I am including in this things like Netflix with Daredevil and Jessica Jones as well as the broadcast networks with shows like Supergirl, Lucifer, Arrow and Flash.  Add into this mix the most excellent show Powers that streams on the playstation network and we’re barely past the tip of the iceberg on what’s out there and what is yet to come.

I did not go see Batman versus Superman when it first came out, rarely do I go to movies on opening weekends anymore.  This is due mainly to my schedule more than anything else but it is what it is.

I did finally see it last week and quite frankly I’m a little confused about all the hate.  Don’t get me wrong, this is not a great movie and not even close to perfect, but it is a good film.

Perhaps, because of all of the shit talking and negative reviews I saw on youtube and online my opinion, by the time I went, was so low that it would have had to truly be a suck fest for me to hate it, but I didn’t.  This of course doesn’t mean I didn’t have problems with it, because I did.

First I think we can all agree that Jesse Eisenberg as Lex Luthor was a terrible choice and the choices he made in regards to how he portrayed the role were very much wrong.  Lex Luthor is not The Joker.  Lex Luthor has a very well established history.  His traits and character are so well defined over the past sixty some odd years that this never should have been allowed to happen.

I like Jesse Eisenberg as an actor.  I enjoyed him in Zombie Land and Social Network but this was just a wrong move.  But I don’t blame Jesse Eisenberg for this, I blame Zack Snyder for this.

Jesse may have actually been a good choice, if the director had a clearer idea of how Lex Luthor should have been portrayed.  But I can only assume, since Zack Snyder is not a push over, that he liked this portrayal of an iconic character, in which case I just feel it shows a lack of respect and understanding about Lex Luthor’s history and motivations.

Of course Zack has gotten a lot of crap for what he’s done in regards to the movie but for me it was the Lex thing that I found most annoying.

I think we’ve all read the blog posts and seen the outrage videos by people who can’t believe that Zack killed off Jimmy Olsen without even mentioning him by name.  Quite frankly that didn’t bother me.  Jimmy Olsen is not important to what Warner Brothers and DC are trying to do and killing him off, while possibly disrespectful to the history of the Superman universe is not a huge loss.

The other problem(s) I had with the movie I think are pretty much the same as everyone else.  The retelling of the Batman origin for the billionth time seemed a bad choice and every interview I’ve read or heard by Snyder about his reasons for including this are freaking weak.

The only reason he included this origin scene was so that the audience would hear the word “Martha” come out of Jeffrey Dean Morgan’s mouth.  This was to be “paid off” nearly two and a half hours later when Superman says the word “Martha”.

For me as for most of you, this did not in fact work.  It was the weakest, thinnest and quite frankly laziest way for Batman to find some sort of solidarity with this (Super)man he’s been hate bonering on for the entirety of the film.

However, I will say that it did not bother me as much as it bothered pretty much everybody else I’ve talked to.  I get it, I know why they did it, I just think it was kind of lazy.

I’m gonna get to the good stuff in a second but I’ll just finish up my criticism with my own analysis of why DC and Warner Brother’s approach is doomed to failure if they don’t take a breath and rethink their strategy.

I understand that Marvel is absolutely crushing it when it comes to their cinematic universe and that DC is late to the game to compete.  However, playing “catch up” is not (IMO) the way to go here.

Marvel made a decision early on with the first Iron Man movie about their long term game plan in building their universe.  DC/WB trying to throw everything into basically one movie to jump start their own cinematic, all encompassing, universe is a potential disaster just waiting to happen.

Not that Marvel hasn’t made any missteps, but for the most part they’ve really done this right.  I still have a serious problem with them not doing a stand alone Black Widow movie; which if done correctly would be freaking incredibly.  But for the most part they’ve been really smart.

If DC doesn’t do things right from here on out, they are just going to be wallowing in suck.  Having said all that there is hope, and I do hope it does work out because I grew up reading the books these cinematic characters are based on and I want to see them live on film.

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It looks like they are giving Gal Gadot’s Wonder Woman movie the respect it deserves and doing it properly and that’s great.  When I saw her in the Wonder Woman outfit on screen in B vs S I was singularly impressed with how bad ass she looked and have no doubts that she really can pull off the complexities of the character.

The comic books have really done a lot over the past twenty plus years to make it very clear who and what Wonder Woman is and if they respect the source material I think they’ve really got the potential for a serious hit with the stand alone movie.

Wonder Woman (in the books) is just about as powerful as Superman, she is a force to be reckoned with and can hold her own against that baddest of the bad.  Hopefully this will shine through as she was certainly one of the highlights for me in B vs. S.

Unlike most people I know, I was actually very excited when I heard Ben Affleck had been cast as The Dark Knight.  Early on the rumor mill swirled with how Ben would be playing an older, more war hardened Batman based on Frank Miller’s amazing The Dark Knight Returns book.

For me the thing that makes Batman work is if the actor understands what Bruce Wayne really is.  Michael Keaton understood it best (IMOagain) but Ben Affleck seemed to grasp it strongly as well.

Simply put, Bruce Wayne is the costume, the fake identity, Bruce Wayne does not exist, he’s a cover, a paper doll.  Barman is the real personality hiding under the Bruce Wayne costume all the time.

I think Ben Affleck is a really strong Batman because he understands this.

I’m not gonna go back and start nitpicking all the things wrong with this movie because I understand that while they’re going about it in a possibly stupid way, I know what the end goal is.

If Aquaman, Wonder Woman, the next Superman and Batman movies are all done right it’s going to be okay and all shall be redeemed.  From what little I saw however, I do think Cyborg could end up being the most interesting character.

But, there is one member that for me needs to be included in the Justice League for it to truly be The Justice League and without this member, it’s just always gonna look half assed to me.

I’m talking about The Green Lantern.  This is of course incredibly personal since The Green Lantern is my favorite comic book character of all time (tied with Daredevil and Spider Jerusalem).  If they don’t figure out a way to include him, it’s just not going to work.

And when I say Green Lantern I’m not talking about John Stewart, Guy Gardner or Kyle Rayner, I’m talking Hal Jordan.

We all know the catastrophuck that was The Green Lantern movie with Ryan Reynolds was an embarrassment.  I know it, you know it, Ryan Reynolds knows it.  But much like The Hulk films on the Marvel side (first one sucked, second one was an above “meh”) it deserves a second chance.

I was really excited about Green Lantern when it came out.  I even thought casting Ryan Reynolds was okay.  I like Ryan Reynolds, always have and was hoping he could pull it off, but everything from the tone to the story was crap, and the little gushy power battery I call my heart was crushed when I saw it.

Though I’ve never sported a hate boner* for Ryan Reynolds I do think he was miscast in the role and the tone was wrong.

In short, the movie was terrible for many reasons but it should be given a reboot.

Hal Jordan is iconic, he brings a skill set to the league that it needs and should be included.

I think I’ve gotten off on a ridiculous tangent here but, let me just sum up my feelings on this and why I think the haters need to take a breather, chill and go watch B vs. S again, which I plan on doing next week.

Keep in mind what they’re attempting to do and where they’re trying to go.

Try not to think about how they’ve combined both The Death of Superman storyline and elements of The Dark Knight Returns which should never be combined no matter how loosely.

Considering TDKR was one of the greatest Batman stories ever written by one of the greatest writers to put pen to paper, it deserves far more respect than Zack Snyder and Warner Brothers gave it.

There were parts of B vs S that I really, really liked and I felt the two and a half hours went fairly quickly.  As someone who’s been reading comics since I was seven years old I’m about as big of a fanboy as they come and I think the hate is really unwarranted.

Disappointment sure but hate, no.

We have a solid foundation here people.  A very strong Batman played by Ben Affleck, Henry Cavill has done a great job humanizing a god like alien and of course Amy Adams as Lois Lane is fine and Gal Gadot truly has Wonder Woman down.  Jason Momoa is absolutely perfect for an updated Aquaman.

As for Cyborg and Flash that remains to be seen but I’m open, especially about Cyborg.

So go give it another try, no I’m not being paid by Warner Brothers or Zack Snyder.

Though a t-shirt wouldn’t kill them.

Next week, why Suicide Squad is really important and why I’ve been excited from GO!

In the meantime why not head on over to goodreads and check out the (mostly) awesome reviews and ratings for my pulp novel The Geek http://bit.ly/1XpMF4k

The Geek is available online everywhere, but you can get paperbacks from Amazon.com, UK and Canada.  It’s also now being carried by Skylight Books here in Los Angeles on Vermont.  Skylight is a great independent bookstore and we need to support those.  So if you’re reading this and live in L.A. then head on over and pick up a copy.

But hey if you’re not http://amzn.to/1MwzPG6

There’s a brand new podcast up today.  This week the bro-host and I are talking food, it’s our second biggest passion next to nerd things http://bit.ly/1KOLDsH

And why not follow me on twitter…don’t cost nothin’  http://bit.ly/1YIWqZA

And we’re still on Facebook because I haven’t done anything with my tumblr account yet   http://bit.ly/fnbrjwp

Here’s a couple of reviews for The Geek, because it helps my self esteem:

http://bit.ly/1MAAyZQ

http://bit.ly/1nimk7v

http://bit.ly/22s8hw0

Thanks for stopping by everybody, see you next Wednesday and I hope you all have a great rest of the week and fun weekend.

Sincerely,

 

Jonathan

*Yes I used the phrase Hate Boner twice.  I did it for no other reason than I wanted to use the phrase Hate Boner.  I also used catastrophuck, but that one I think was warranted.

With that small paragraph I’ve now been able to use the phrase Hate Boner four times.

Now five!

What the hell….HATE BONER!

 

 

 

 

Well if it were easy everybody would be doing it

Hey Everybody,

Thanks for stopping by the old mothership.

I was supposed to have my audio book version of my novel published this week but unfortunately there has been about a two to three week delay.

It was a steep learning curve as I’m doing it myself but the main problem has been all of the construction and work going on around my neighborhood and specifically in front of my building.  I’ve sound proofed as much as I can but when there’s a guy with a jack hammer 30 feet outside your door there’s only so much you can do.

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However, I am changing up my schedule starting next week and will be getting up around 4 in the morning so I can record before the busy bees start buzzin’.  This should give me about 4 to 5 hours in the morning and then hopefully another couple of hours late in the afternoons when things settle down for a bit.

Then it’s a good long cry and off to bed to do it all over again.  I should be able to have it all done and out soonest.

I have a lot on my plate but am putting all of my efforts into making this as professional as possible.

Now for some fun stuff.

The Stuff & Stuff Podcast is back to a weekly show and this week we’re kicking things off with a special guest.  It’s my first Skype in interview, so I apologize for the mix and the stuttering but Skype can be tricky.  However, the guest is just awesome.  I spend a half hour talking with the incredibly talented and oh so friendly writer Squid McFinnigan.

We talk a bit about his great novel Honeysuckle Lane, then move on to his short story collection and what he’s working on for his next novel.  The half hour just flew by and I had an absolute blast.  He’s an incredibly talented writer and great guy so you should do yourself a favor and pick up his book on amazon.

Here’s the link to podbean http://bit.ly/1KOLDsH and it’s also available on ITunes.

And hey here’s a link to Squid’s goodreads page, drop by, say hi, he’s Irish and very friendly http://bit.ly/204aUks

I’ve been very fortunate enough to receive largely good reviews of my little pulp novel The Geek.  David Royce of Horror Cabin gave it a good review and that made my day, let it make yours http://bit.ly/22s8hw0

And hey here’s a fun interview I did with Kelly Smith of Kelly Smith Book reviews http://bit.ly/1VcO5vV

Well I’m off to  try and record a little it’s quite quiet at the moment.

Here are some locally sourced non-gmo links if you’d like.

My Goodreads: http://bit.ly/1XpMF4k

Twitter: http://bit.ly/1YIWqZA

Facebook: http://bit.ly/fnbrjwp

My Amazon: http://amzn.to/1MwzPG6

Thanks for stopping by and I’ll see you all next week.

Best,

Jonathan

Good Days & Bad Days

Hey all thanks for swinging by the mother ship.

So I’ve been very fortunate so far with my little pulp novel in that it has received mostly positive reviews and at times even mind blowing amazing reviews on websites, blogs, amazon and goodreads.

I’ve been preparing for the inevitable bads and have received a couple and will receive more but as prepared as I am, it doesn’t mean they don’t sting.

It is part of the deal I made with readers and I knew that going in.  However, I will say that there is a big difference between negative feedback when it comes to a screenplay and negative feedback when it comes to a book.

With a screenplay you may not ever sell it and people may in fact tell you why they think it’s shit, but this tends to be a private affair between the writer and the executive or producer who has read the script.

It still hurts and will always happen way more than hearing about how much someone loves your script but it doesn’t end up on the internet.

Not so with books.  And it is in fact this public praising/shaming that leads to a roller coaster ride of emotions (and occasionally about a half dozen doughnuts).

For example here’s a great review I got for The Geek http://bit.ly/1nimk7v  When I read this review I basically lost my mind.  I mean this is one hell of a love letter for a book I poured so much of my soul into.

But then I woke up yesterday and this was waiting for me http://bit.ly/1M7bs2F  Yeah, ouch!

The tweet of this review was retweeted like 12 times and that stung even more, but such is the world we live in.

Did I take the reviewers opinion of my book as a personal attack?  Of course not.  Did it suck to be me yesterday?  Oh yes, it sucked big sweaty donkey balls.

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So now here’s the big question, which review is right and which review is wrong?

Unfortunately, they’re both right.  Which sucks but it’s the truth.

A sincere review is an opinion and you can’t invalidate a person’s opinion just because you don’t like it.

Now if I may be uncharacteristically optimistic for a moment there is in fact something positive I took away from the bad review and that is simply this:

The person (Ben Walker) didn’t just write “This book sucks don’t waste your money” in fact that’s not what this review is at all.

Ben obviously read my book and it seems to me he certainly didn’t skim through it, but actually took the time to read it from cover to cover; and man he did not like my book that much.  But then, he wrote a very thoughtful and detail oriented review of it.  He didn’t just shit on it, he really seems to go out of his way to explain why the book didn’t work for him.

And you know what?  That’s totally fair and quite honestly, greatly appreciated.

He gave it a four out of ten so yeah not thrilled but at least it wasn’t a two out of ten, so hey, positivity!

Suffice it to say I really like the review by The Two Gay Geeks a lot more than I like Ben Walker’s review of my book.

But I honestly respect both reviews equally.

Tomorrow I’ll wake up and there may be another good review of my book, the day after that another bad.  The roller coaster will never stop and this is the life I have chosen.

And even though yesterday was not an amazing day to be me, it’s still better than having a real job.

Seriously those things suck.

So if you’re a writer or thinking about writing just keep that in mind.  A good review is great but a bad review (while not so great) is just as valid.  Unless the bad review is just filled with personal attacks in which case you can probably take that personally.

Anyhoo if you’d like to take a shot at reading The Geek it’s available in paperback from Amazon in the USA, UK and Canada and is also available as an ebook from amazon worldwide, ITunes and pretty much everywhere you can get a wifi connection.  But hey here’s a link to my amazon author’s page http://amzn.to/1MwzPG6  I also have a tiny short story collection available from Amazon.  It’s ebook only but is free if you have kindle unlimited and only .99 cents if you don’t.

You can also stop by goodreads and check it out over there.  There’s links to lots of different outlets other than amazon from that site.  And if you have a question, feel free to ask I’m always happy to interact.  http://bit.ly/1XpMF4k

Over on Reluctant Joy I’ve posted the last original post on that site as I begin to move everything over here.  It’s a little micro-story called STATION and I hope you like it http://bit.ly/1CzTcZn

Currently over on Podbean and ITunes we’re talking about JFK, 9/11, aliens and masturbation…don’t ask http://bit.ly/1KOLDsH  A brand new podcast will be up and available next week.  I certainly appreciate how much everyone loves the new format and hope you keep coming back.  We’ll be switching back to a weekly schedule most likely in May as my personal schedule should allow for that by then.

I’m almost done with the initial recording session of the audio book version of The Geek (which is one of the dumbest ideas I’ve ever had…ugh!) and that should be available by the end of the month and I’ll keep you all informed.

I’ve also been asked to speak at a local con here in Los Angeles in mid-may and once that’s all set in stone I’ll let everyone know what it is I’m doing and how you can get involved if you’d like.

And I’ve finally set up my Youtube account and will begin posting videos in April.  They will be a mix of vlogs, sketches (if I’m being honest mostly masturbation and fart based humor) opinion crap and a few other random things I find fun.  The goal of the channel is to simply be a place where a viewer can come and watch something to take their mind off the stress of the world and hopefully have a laugh.

In the meantime why not follow me on twitter, I always follow back unless you’re a porn bot or trying to sell me twitter followers.  Seriously people, if I wanted to buy twitter followers I’d have way more twitter followers.  http://bit.ly/1YIWqZA

And hey, let’s do some facebooking because it’s there and I made the bitly link for it http://bit.ly/1CuSZqA

 

All right folks, thanks for stopping by.  I hope everyone  has a great rest of the week and a really fun weekend.

See you next Wednesday.

Best,

Jonathan

 

Spring time in winter

Hey All,

I hope everyone is having a great week.  Things with me are well and life keeps chugging along.

It’s near perfect here in Los Angeles, like we’re heading into summer already. Which quite frankly is a bit terrifying since it’s early February and we should be drowning in rain and freezing our collective butts off…well what we consider freezing, but it’s all relative so don’t judge.

I’ll be heading to Las Vegas for a few days next week which honestly I’m a bit nervous about.  I’ve never been to Las Vegas sober and the last time I was there I was still drinking and as usual shit got crazy.

For the first time ever I’ll be staying in a hotel with no casino and far off the strip just to hedge my bets.  I’m going in taking care of business and getting the hell out pronto.

I’m quite happy and secure in my sobriety but why make things harder on myself by visiting old haunts and tempting fate.

Well let’s get on to the fun stuff.

I had the tremendous pleasure of sitting down with Ben and Keith of the Two Gay Geeks podcast recently.  We spent about an hour talking and it felt far less like an interview and more like a conversation you’d have with old friends.

We talked about my pulp novel The Geek and also nerded out on various topics from Dr. Who, to Blake’s 7, comic books and more.  It was a lot of fun and is available here for your listening pleasure http://tggeeks.com/blog/2016/02/08/tg-geeks-webcast-episode-59/

They also took the time to review my novel and quite frankly I’m a bit overwhelmed with how much they enjoyed it.  Many kind words from two very kind gents.  If you haven’t picked up a copy and would like to read their review it’s available here http://tggeeks.com/blog/2016/02/08/the-geek-violence-death-and-geeks-oh-my/

As for my usual shenanigans, there’s a brand new post up on my blog Reluctant Joy.  This week I have written the most incredible, politically correct, love story ever told.  It’s called 42.6 Shades of Tumblr and you can give it a read here http://bit.ly/rljywp

The current episode of Stuff N Stuff is up and available for download or streaming.  You can catch it on iTunes or go straight to the source at podbean.  There will be a new episode next week about things that should be mandatory in relationships, but if you’d like to spend a half-hour listening to two morons complain about toxic food that’s all right here http://bit.ly/1KOLDsH

I’m always stopping by goodreads where all the cool book nerds hang out so swing on by, ask a question and browse the virtual stacks http://bit.ly/1XpMF4k

My novel The Geek seems to be making readers happy which is great.  We’re just about out of first editions and will be going to a second printing which is very cool.  If you’d like to pick up a first edition paperback you can do so on amazon.  It’s of course also available as an ebook pretty much everywhere.  We’re also going to be expanding and making sure that the book is available as a paperback in both the UK and Canada due to the demand. http://amzn.to/1MwzPG6

I have a small collection of short stories that is exclusive to amazon called D’jinn and Other Stories.  It’s only 99 cents, but free with kindle unlimited.  HOWEVER!  The ebook will be free for everyone on Monday February 15th in honor of Presidents Day.  Why Presidents day?  Mainly so I can use the tagline “Hail to the Cheap”.  What?  That’s clever I don’t care what you think.  http://amzn.to/1MwzPG6

Of course you can follow me on twitter if you’re so inclined http://bit.ly/1YIWqZA

And don’t forget the old facebook http://bit.ly/fnbrjwp

Well thanks for stopping by.  I hope everyone has an excellent rest of the week and a super fun weekend.

See y’all next Wednesday.

Best,

Jonathan

Bhom Bhom Bhom Babuhba BabuhBhom!

Well it’s finally upon us, that one day in the year when everybody comes together to enjoy something truly universal.  Of course I’m talking about the premiere of the new star wars movie and I’m sure like me, you’re pretty freaking excited!

I think J.J. Abrams is the right guy for this and really looking forward to what he’s done.  I’m sure there will be a lot of post release whinging but I’m not gonna listen to any of that, I’m just excited to revisit a world we all love.  Can’t wait!

Well look, you can’t just sit there staring at the clock until this weekend so why not check out some of my less special effects laden crapola.

Over on Reluctant Joy it’s a new micro-story called MOON http://bit.ly/rljywp

There’s a new podcast up on Stuff N Stuff.  Palmer’s back and we’re being idiots again.  This week we ask the tough questions, like “Is Won Ton soup the hand job of soups?”  I know, sometimes my intellectual prowess is hard to take http://bit.ly/1KOLDsH

There’s still time to pick up a copy of my novel The Geek and have it before Christmas, it’s the perfect stocking stuffer, if you’ve got really big socks http://amzn.to/1MwzPG6

Heck even The Hungry Monster liked it http://bit.ly/1MAAyZQ

And let’s hang out by the fire and spend some quality, holiday time together over on goodreads http://bit.ly/1XpMF4k

Follow me on twitter, I always follow back unless your a porn bot or trying to sell me followers http://bit.ly/1YIWqZA

How about liking and following  on facebook.  Just don’t tell your therapist or they wont let you http://bit.ly/fnbrjwp

Well I’m gonna go put on my jedi robes and practice my light saber techniques.  Okay, well I’m going to go put on my bath robe and eat some left over Chinese food but it’s pretty similar.

See you all Monday and I hope you have a great rest of the week and force filled weekend.

Best,

Jonathan

Midweek update

Hey folks,

Thanks for stopping by.  Really crazy around here so this one is going to have to be quick.

There’s a fresh new podcast up on Stuff & Stuff.  My friend Mike stops by for the first time and we actually had a rather intellectual conversation.  I know, I’m shocked too http://bit.ly/1KOLDsH

Over on Reluctant Joy there’s a new micro story called WATER as I stick to the esoterica theme of the current posts http://bit.ly/rljywp

Tweets are happening all the time, all around us here http://bit.ly/1YIWqZA

And some darn solid facebooking http://bit.ly/fnbrjwp

Why not check out my amazon page and pick up a copy of my novel or short story collection, plus I’m pretty proud of my bio http://amzn.to/1MwzPG6

Plus there’s goodreads, it’s like facebook for book nerds and it’s a whole lot of fun http://bit.ly/1XpMF4k

Okay sorry for making this so quick, but more Monday.  Have a great rest of the week and super awesome weekend.

Best,

Jonathan